series of unfortunate events II

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Was writing series of unfortunate events part 2 yesterday and I dunno why or what happened. But kuku me went to close the note pad that I was writing on without saving.



So this is the continuation on the sw*y things that happened to me yesterday.



Felt a sudden pain and went toilet to shit n saw one of the ladies from our affiliated company.

She was a friendly lady and we were making some small talk as I headed to my fav cubicle. She took the cubicle next to mine.
I was having a real bad tummyache and so I tighten my abdominal, hoping the pressure will accelerate the speed of the shit traveling out of my rectum.


But all that came out was a fart. A loud wet fart.


There were only 2 of us in the toilet.


Damn pai say sial. I nearly wanted to hide my head in the toilet bowl.


So I stayed in the cubicle and waited for her go go off. But I can hear that she was washing her cup, and dilly dallying. So I LL bo bian have to get out of my cubicle and face her.


Wah lau, really embarrassing.



And if that is not bad enough, the kept bumping into her in toilet whole day yesterday.


Scarly she thinking : this gal came to fart again ah.



Heng (really damn heng) the fart though loud, is not smelly.



Those who think all loud farts are not smelly, then you are ABSOLUTELY WRONG. Dun believe, can ask thom about it. Haha.






Went to buy 4D after lunch and absent minded me, bought $8 worth of 4D, gave the aunty $50, and left the booth without taking change! only realised while I was in the lift back to office and wanted to pay irene the lunch money and I realised that I did not take my $42 worth of change.

Hurriedly ran to the store and heng the aunty still remembers my face.

Clatzz reflected on 2:40 PM

a series of unfortunate events

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

sigh, its only 11am...




AMANDA... I simply HATE this name.


If your name is amanda, im sorry. I have absolutely nothing against you. I jus HATE your name.





Some time earlier, I air freight an equipment to china. The equipment will be flown to SH and then trucked to YT. But seems that they have a problem clearing the goods in SH. Jus got a email from CN side saying:

As the goods are sent to SH instead of YT, our Logistic dept can not finish clearing Customs unitll earliest 10th MAY,2005, as they are urgently needed, the project team decided to buy at higher price in domestic market. pls take care next time.


Wah kau. Sian right.




This morning I weighed myself. An activity I used to do daily and later because of the repeating dissapointed results, I stopped. Till recently I read on shape that it is advisable to weigh yourself once a week. So I decided to choose Wednesday, which is today.


And the figure shown once again is undesirable.


Not just undesirable. Its BAD.


VERY BAD.



Duh. I dun wish to cont le.

Clatzz reflected on 11:03 AM

secretaries

Monday, April 25, 2005

I dun understand what is the great fucking deal about secretaries?



Y is there a secretary week??



What about the other trades and profession??



Why isnt there a ...


LAWYER WEEK

PURCHASER WEEK

CHEF WEEK??

ACCOUNTANT WEEK??



Secretaries do more work than us meh?

They contribute more to the company meh?


NO! so its so unfair that there is a secretary week while the rest of the professions slog away and only have a pathetic labour day.



Or is it because secretaries have to serve their bosses in the office and on the couch?


I have absolutely nothing against secretaries but its just so unfair lor.











Duh. Im bored. :(

Clatzz reflected on 2:48 PM

IS IT ME

Saturday, April 23, 2005

i just wanna know


IS IT ME?


IS IT ME?


IS IT ME?



most of the time i think its me.



i can almost hear the words ringing in my head again : you are always so blah blah blah, no wonder blah blah blah... you really dunno how to blah blah blah... really xin ku to be your blah blah blah...



i think there is some truth in it aft all.


it sucks to know that you sucks.


KNN!! SLAP ME. SLAP ME HARD. AFTER A LONG WAIT ITS FINALLY WEEKENDS AND I HAVE TO FUCKING SPOIL IT.


my CB mouth
my selfishness
my stupid brain not able to covey wat i am thinking.



just me.



sometimes i wanna express, but i cant. guess im too used to keeping mum. this was the method i learnt that is most effective in an arguement.


but i am a person that if i feel unhappy, i need to release out. n my inability to convey my thoughts adds to my frustrations.


i will just need to find ways to fa xie or wait for it to slowly dissolve.



thank god i have a rather high treshold.



there were only afew occassions where the pressure cap burst and i snapped. and i never in my life realised that i can do such foolish things. the human mind can become very scary wen gone berserk.



wtf am i blaberring. my mind cant form logic anymore. cos its late at night and i fucking cant get to sleep.

Clatzz reflected on 3:20 AM

cravings!!

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Its has gone for quite some time.

But now its back again.



CRAVINGS!!


Yes, I always have cravings for food. And when I have cravings, I dun just crave for 1 food. I crave for a list of food.
No, im not pregnant.



And yesterday the craves crept up to me again.



I wan !!


OCK CURRY PUFFS - sink ur teeth into the soft curry puff skin and feel the warm potatoes and chicken and egg inside. mhhhhh

KENNY ROGERS MUFFINS - probably the best tasting muffins in town

KENNY ROGERS MACORONI CHEESE - cheese. Cheese. hot steaming cream CHEESE

PASTA - I LOVE pasta. this is like a permanent crave

SAKAE SUSHI - seems like ages since I dined there. crispy soft shell crap, steaming chuwanmushi, handroll, fresh sashimi

DIM SUM - chee cheong fun, siew mai, har gao, cha siew bao, carrot cake, shang hai xiao long bao, sweet soup and meat underneath the thin soft skin dabbed with vinegour. Simply heaven.



Wah lao, im drooling at my work desk liao.

Clatzz reflected on 10:55 AM

Monday, April 18, 2005

slept at 7.


woke up at 10.


eyes read and itchy and swollen.


guess due to the lack of sleep.


feeling feverish.


yet cant get back to sleep.


am i thinking too much again?


no, its not that i lack trust of confidence. mayb i just need more assurance. someone to cuddle me and reassure me every now and then that everything will be alright.


but in what position am i to ask for that? i know im requesting to much.


mayb im too sensitive. but i thought im the insensitive one all the while? mayb im just too scared. too many bad memories coming to haunt me.


mayb im just finding excuses for myself. finding reasons to justify myself.



maybe. maybe not.

Clatzz reflected on 12:21 PM

am i making pple around me unhappy?


im not even worth them treating me nice.


i am not good enough.

Clatzz reflected on 3:47 AM

fucking old fool

Thursday, April 14, 2005

FUCKING OLD FOOL.


BLOODY IDIOT!!



JUST BECAUSE OF 1 EMAIL FROM DK N U GOT SO KAN JONG THAT U WET YOUR PANTS?


TOLD U THERE IS NOTHING MUCH WE CNA DO EXCEPT TO WAIT FOR OWNER APPROVAL AND MEANTIME AND ALREADY NEGOTIATING ON THE PAYMENT AND DELIVERY.


JUST REPLY STRAIGHT TO DK WILL DO MAH. SCARED WHAT.


BLOODY HELL. CAN BE MORE ZAI ANOT.


U THINK U TALKING TO THE VENDOR WILL HELP??


IT WONT COS THEY NEED TO TALK TO THEIR PRINCIPAL AS WELL.


KNN. STOP INTERFERING WITH MY PROJECTS. U ARE LEAVING AND I M GLAD THAT YOU ARE.


ONLY SORRY THAT Y IT ISNT HAPPENING SOONER??

FUCKING PISSED.
FUCKING ANGRY.


KNN!!

Clatzz reflected on 2:35 PM

Ystd momo frens came over my place for a meeting.


And one of them forgot to bring his bag home and left it at my place. Its a bag pack those type students carry to school.


What the hell?!?!

A bag!!
Not a wallet!
Not a pouch!
Not a coin purse!
BUT A FREAKING BAG!!!


U mean someone can actually forgot to bring his bag home?
And such a big bag to speak.


I wonder does he ever forget to wear his underwear out?
Or go shit and forget to wipe his ass?



And I thought I am already very forgetful.



I should call him SHI FU!! MASTER!!

Clatzz reflected on 12:02 PM

a typical boring post

Monday, April 11, 2005

Im bored.


Freaking bored.


FUCKING BORED!!


And I dun feel like doing anything except sleeping.


Somebody gimme a bed!



Since I am so damn bored, I shall write a typical boring post.

Sat ��� woke up at 11.30 by momo. Then contemplating whether to go back sleep anot. Decided against it.

Met thom, went to buy ingredients and went back his place to do cheesecake.

The cake was 50% success cos it looks nice but the taste is abit off. I rate it a 5/10. Not too bad for a beginner.

Went taka crystal jade for dinner with his frens but they already eaten by the time we arrived so we had dinner ourselves instead.

Met them aft dinner and went indochime.

Had a bottle of hoegaarden,

They had a lifeband there.

The band sucks BIG TIME!!

Simple song like the reason by hoobarstank oso cannot sing properly.

No wonder the bar is soooooo empty on a weekend.

Lets c when indochime will close down.

Duh.

Its the right drink, right songs, wrong band, wrong singer. N my LJ kaki not there. But she say she quit drinking le leh.


I miss a listening to GOOD band.







Sun ��� woke up, msg thom, had lunch, went to meet thom. Plan was to bring frost to the dog show but we had to wait for the car. By the time the car was avail of us, it was already 4..

Reached expo at ard 4.30.

Saw power bitch at BK.

Frost was getting all excited again that she refused to listen to command.

The exhibition was nothing much. Didn���t get to c a lot of huskies.

But there were sure lots of poo and wee on the floor.

Left shortly and took frost to east coast.

Wanted to settle down at mac for a yogurt but some stupid mud told us pets not allowed.

So went back home, felt hungry and had dinner.

Overate. Was so full thom had to go 7-11 buy yakult for me.

And I drank 3 bottles.

watched the nkf show (no, I did not donate) and fell in and out of sleep till thom send me home.




Marks the end of a weekend. A weekend passed just like that.

Clatzz reflected on 4:30 PM

Why is it that we have to work 5 days a week??

And why 8 hrs a day?

Who set this rule??



There are 52 weeks in a year.

Out of these 52 weeks, we have to work : 52 x 5(days a week) = 260 days

260 minus off 11 days (public holidays) and minus off another 14 days (our pathetic Annual Leaves) = 235 days

235 days out of 365 days = 64%


We are working 64%

64% of the year weare working.


And they say career is not everything. So why are we spending more than half of the year slogging away?


I say: Monday should be an official rest day.

Cause after letting our hair down on the weekends, Monday should be an offday for us to recouperate, rest and get ready to cheong for our work.


Then the official working days will be tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

PERFECT!!

Im sure everyboday will return to their workstation with zeal and zest.

U never heard of Tuesday blues right?

Yeah, it would be simply perfect!!

Clatzz reflected on 12:25 PM

And always have ur hp with u so that u can call for help in case of an emergency.



This incident happened some days back.



Was in office doing all the mundane work, clearing my emails and stuffs when suddenly I felt an intense urge to shit.

So I left my piles of files on table and headed for the ladies in a mad rush.

Bad thing about toilets in office buildings are that the are locked and sometimes in times of emergency (like the above) it can be real frustrating when the lock is a little faulty and sometimes you need to trial and error a few times to open the door.

Anyway, back to my tummyache. I made a mad rush to the toilet, and made a dash to my favourite cubicle.



Ultimate relieve.
ooooooohhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh




Till I realised that there is only a small piece of toilet paper hanging on the roll. =S

But there is still hope cause usually the cleaner will put 2 extra above the flush.

I turned around but wats left is only 2 empty rolls with only the last piece of paper sticking out. =S =S =S


So I was stranded in my favorite cubicle with a shitty ass and without my hp to call for help.


Morale of the story:

Always check that there us sufficient toilet paper before u engage in ur business, especially the big kind. Or bring ur own toilet paper/tissue wen u go toilet. Or have ur hp with u so u can at least call for help.



Not going to tell u how I got out of the situation. But I got out of the toilet with a clean ass.

Clatzz reflected on 10:40 AM

sleep ur troubles away

Thursday, April 07, 2005

A lot of pple always tell me not to brood over things and I will feel better after a good night sleep.


Is it true??


Does this apply to most of you??


Apparently I do see that it works quite effectively on the pple ard me.



But not for me.



I sleep happy, I wake up feeling happy.
I sleep nervous, I wake up feeling nervous.
I sleep angry, I wake up feeling angry.
I sleep unhappy, I wake up feeling unhappy.



Am I the odd one out??



**found this post in my draft, unposted. watever is written shouldnt go into waste right?

Clatzz reflected on 10:15 AM

whats my problem

Friday, April 01, 2005

whats my fucking problem??



why do i always make pple around me unhappy??



why am i always acting like a spoilt brat??



why am i so stubborn??



why do i always expect pple to make the first move??



why cant i express clearly wat i want and wat i am thinking??



why do i always expect pple to give in to me?

Clatzz reflected on 2:05 AM