series of unfortunate events II

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Was writing series of unfortunate events part 2 yesterday and I dunno why or what happened. But kuku me went to close the note pad that I was writing on without saving.



So this is the continuation on the sw*y things that happened to me yesterday.



Felt a sudden pain and went toilet to shit n saw one of the ladies from our affiliated company.

She was a friendly lady and we were making some small talk as I headed to my fav cubicle. She took the cubicle next to mine.
I was having a real bad tummyache and so I tighten my abdominal, hoping the pressure will accelerate the speed of the shit traveling out of my rectum.


But all that came out was a fart. A loud wet fart.


There were only 2 of us in the toilet.


Damn pai say sial. I nearly wanted to hide my head in the toilet bowl.


So I stayed in the cubicle and waited for her go go off. But I can hear that she was washing her cup, and dilly dallying. So I LL bo bian have to get out of my cubicle and face her.


Wah lau, really embarrassing.



And if that is not bad enough, the kept bumping into her in toilet whole day yesterday.


Scarly she thinking : this gal came to fart again ah.



Heng (really damn heng) the fart though loud, is not smelly.



Those who think all loud farts are not smelly, then you are ABSOLUTELY WRONG. Dun believe, can ask thom about it. Haha.






Went to buy 4D after lunch and absent minded me, bought $8 worth of 4D, gave the aunty $50, and left the booth without taking change! only realised while I was in the lift back to office and wanted to pay irene the lunch money and I realised that I did not take my $42 worth of change.

Hurriedly ran to the store and heng the aunty still remembers my face.

Clatzz reflected on 2:40 PM