the loo rule

Monday, April 11, 2005

And always have ur hp with u so that u can call for help in case of an emergency.



This incident happened some days back.



Was in office doing all the mundane work, clearing my emails and stuffs when suddenly I felt an intense urge to shit.

So I left my piles of files on table and headed for the ladies in a mad rush.

Bad thing about toilets in office buildings are that the are locked and sometimes in times of emergency (like the above) it can be real frustrating when the lock is a little faulty and sometimes you need to trial and error a few times to open the door.

Anyway, back to my tummyache. I made a mad rush to the toilet, and made a dash to my favourite cubicle.



Ultimate relieve.
ooooooohhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh




Till I realised that there is only a small piece of toilet paper hanging on the roll. =S

But there is still hope cause usually the cleaner will put 2 extra above the flush.

I turned around but wats left is only 2 empty rolls with only the last piece of paper sticking out. =S =S =S


So I was stranded in my favorite cubicle with a shitty ass and without my hp to call for help.


Morale of the story:

Always check that there us sufficient toilet paper before u engage in ur business, especially the big kind. Or bring ur own toilet paper/tissue wen u go toilet. Or have ur hp with u so u can at least call for help.



Not going to tell u how I got out of the situation. But I got out of the toilet with a clean ass.

Clatzz reflected on 10:40 AM