I swear i will not swear again

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

I have an announcement to make.

I have decided that I will stop swearing, even in my blog. Hence in future, you will no longer be able to see impactful words such as: FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, BLOODY...


And my blog will be dull and boring. Imagine a simple entry like this:

I had a fucking hell of time today. The bloody bitch is starting her nonsense again. Fucking bitch, go to hell!!



Will become like this without swearing:

I had a bad time today. The female dog is starting her nonsense again. Stupid female dog, go to a place where only suffering exist.




The entry without swearing somehow just does not seems or sounds right. It does not conveys my frustrations. And its not satisfying.




Anyway, I shall try. For a better, more refined and lady like me.




And not swearing reminds me of the SOUTH PARK MOVIE (yes, I got to watch it even though its banned in sgp!!) where the teacher was teaching the kids how not to swear. Cos the kids were all singing:

SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER.
YOURE A BONAFIDE FAGGOT UNCLE FUCKER.
YOU FUCK YOUR UNCLE YES YOU DO
NOBODY FUCKS UNCLE JUST LIKE YOU


This is the UNCLE FUCKER SONG from TERRENCE & PHILLIP. Come to me if u want to hear the full version of the song.




So the teacher, to counter attack the uncle fucker song, came out with this:

STEP 1 ��� INSTEAD OF ASS SAY BUNS
LIKE KISS MY BUNS AND U ARE A BUNS HOLE

STEP 2 ��� INSTEAD OF SHIT SAY POO
LIKE BULLPOO, POO HEAD AND THE POO IS COLD

STEP 3 ��� DUN EVER SAY BITCH
COS BITCH IS USED FOR GENEROSITY

STEP 4 ��� DUN SAY FUCK ANYMORE
WE SHALL SAY MUKAY



Yeah, I forgot some of the lyrics in between. So next time instead of saying FUCK U!!!!! I shall say MUKAY!!



Its so easy we can all do it all MUKAY!!
Its easy MUKAY!!
ITS EASY MUKAAAY!!!


Haha. MUKAY U!!

Clatzz reflected on 9:57 AM