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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

went to gym yesterday and i nearly died there. guess i over strain myself. by the time i was done, i was lying on the sit up bench, too weak to even move.

the gym played some body building competiton vedio yesterday. and the contestants were all like damn bloody muscular!! they were so muscular that their bum is square in shape!! and the best part is some of them actually did the moon walk and one even did the split. yes, the king kong bun dee can actually do a split. im impressed.

while on the trackmill, i noticed that this poster pasted on the gym wall. it reads:

PROTIEN SHAKES at $3 PER SHAKE.

ok, is it me or wat? but i cant stop laughing when i saw it. i mean why did they have to use the work SHAKES?? and i read on books that sperms are very rich in protien. i wonder if anybody had the shake from them. eeewwwww, disgusting.




woke up at 7.30 today. when was the last time i woke up so early for work?? 3 yrs ago?? i seriously cant remember. johnny came to collect the completed FAKs. speaking of which, i am reminded of my dear blurr looking assistant. but i shall blog abt it later. i actually decided not to blog abt her anymore but since i might be chaging jobs, that means there will be no more blurr fuck stories aft i changed jobs. and i think u all would like to read her B-F stories right?? haha.

okie, johnny long bang me to ALB. i went there, deliver my goods, collected my loan samples and went to ARM to look for nelly. we were susposed to view 1 sample and tok abt the rejected goods. but S siad that they are doing audit and i can only view them tml. WTF??? bloody hell. they think i am so bloody free to go back again tml? fucking shit. y cant they inform us earlier.

so i have to make another trip down tml. BLOODY SICKENING SIAL.




okie, now for the BF (BLUR FUCK) stories i promised.


we had this FAK project which requires us to pack 9 assorted items into a tupperware. as this time the order qty is 400 sets, we decided to dispatch the packing out. so i recommended my dad, since he has nothing to do at home also. might as well let him do some packing and earn some $$ at the same time.

so the job was awarded to my dad and he completed packing yesterday. so i told SY (she's incharge of this project) about it and i asked her: exactly how many sets did u ask my dad to pack??

and as expected, she look at me wide eyed BF look and said: i not sure leh. ur dad didnt count meh??

wah lau eh. im not trying to b mean but, HOW DUMB CAN 1 GET???

u despatch a job out and u dun kno how much u ask the person to do? so what if the job is given to my dad?? and we are paying the packer by per tupperware packed. how do you pay the person if u are unsure how much u gave him to pack?? and what the packer accidentally damaged ur goods and kept 1?? u will never know!!

is this plain stupidity or what??!!


today.

i was out at ALB in the morning right? she called me at 11.45.

BF: cp ah, i got a closing at 12. can u tell me how much to mark up??

wah lau eh. she just call me and expect me to be able to tell her mark up when she didnt even tell me the cost price? and when she called, it was already 11.45. i have no calculator or the quote details with me. how the hell she expects me to tell her how much to quote on the spot? really buay tahan man.

earlier on, before she called me, she went to yvonne and ask her how much to quote. and yvonne told her: medical items should b under CP, how can u ask me how much to quote? how would i know?

she said: but CP is not in.

at this pont of time, chris buay tahan and said: den u cannot call her hp ah??

and she got the quote 2 days ago. but she decided to keep it till 15 mins before the closing then asks us how much to quote.


ALAMAK!! IS THAT DENSE OR WHAT?? I DUN UNDERSTAND. HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO FUCKING DENSE??

i am using the work dense cause i dun wanna use the work STUPID.


alrighty. i am bad mouthing her and i am creating bad karma on myself. but, i really buay tahan sial.

Clatzz reflected on 6:02 PM