troy!!

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

i am writing this piece of blog on 16 May 2004, 3.48am (according to my pc). yes, its according to MY pc. my HOME PERSONAL COMPUTER!! haha. finally, after being down for almost 1 mth, it is up and working again, and stronger than ever. okie, it is not fully recovered yet cause my home connection was taking too damn a long time to download the drivers. so mark suggested that he download them from his home (cause he's using broadband), burn them into a cd and pass it to me tml (which is today). so all credits to mark. and as a form of gratitude, we treat him to dinner at swensons. and this fat cat can really eat.

TROY

just came home from the movie TROY. it is a 3 hr long show but it doesnt feels like u've been sitting in the damn cinema for 3 damn hours. i would say, the show is highly recommended, due to the following reasons:

1. BRAD PITT
2. BRAD PITT!!
3. BRAD PITT!!!

oh, okie, its not just BRAD PITT only.

4. BRAD PITT bared his chest
5. BRAD PITT bared his torso
6. BRAD PITT bared his back
7. BRAD PITT bared his naval
8. BRAD PITT slept naked in the show
9. BRAD PITT wore mini skirts with boots in the movie. u never kno man in minis and boots can look so sexy.
10. Eric Bana has a nice body too. actually his body is more well defined than BRAD'S (we are on such close terms, i call him by his first name only. and jennifer dun mimd) but... ...

BRAD PITT still rules in the movie. forget about orlando bloom. he look damn UGLY, and may i repeat, DAMN FUCKING U G L Y in the movie with his black kiu mor (black curly hair). and he is the fucking chee hong prince in the movie who started the war. ooops, am i revealing too much abt the story??
nahz, its a 3 hr long show and my 1 sentence wont spoil ur movie if u havent watched it.

u might think the above reasons are for the gals only. okie, lets c wats instore for the guys.
1. there are many boats in the movie
2. there is alot of fighting and blood
3. there are horses in the movie
4. there are more male casts then female casts in the movie. all the keh leh fes (extras) are male. what do u expect?? or is this more appealing to the ladies?? hmmm
5. u can see great scenery like sand and sea in the movie.
6. okie, the movie got chio beh oso (helen, dunno the name of the actress)
7. and there are scenes of brad sleeping with naked ladies hugging him.

bur seriously, brad aside, the movie is really good and matt and i had fun making fun of some of the scenes of the movie. if u haven watched the show, then i suggest u watch it first then come and read this portion.

Scene
archillies's cousin impersonate him and fought with hector. when he was defeated easily, everybody was surprised (we thought it was archillies all the while)

me: archillies did too many rounds last night dats y he jiao ruan (literally translate: leg soft)

Scene
at the end of the show, all the soldiers crowd around archillies's body.

me: i wonder are they more upset over archillies's death or their king's death.

Scene
hector and his wife with their son.

me: i wonder if any of you have noticed this. hector has dark hair. his wife has dark hair. infect, the pple of troy (except helen), all has dark hair. but hector's baby son is a BLONDE (like archillies)!! the baby's hair has not fully grown yet so its not so obvious. so does that means that... hmmm... hector's wife had an affair with... ...

but seriously seriously, aft watching brad for 3 hrs, he isnt that handsome aft all. i still prefer neo (keanu). wahahaha.

time to go sleep le. if u had realised, this post wasnt published immediately aft i wrote it cause my internet connection was discontinued and though i had already send the payment on thurs, and they probably has already re activated my acct, i am still unable to surf the World Wide Web cause i have misplace my login password and i can only call starhub and get them to reset my password. but now, at 4.28am, dun think there will be any operators still at work to help me, right??

so i guess i better sleep now. shall call starhub later in the day and once they reset my password, i shall post this blog immediately.

Clatzz reflected on 10:07 AM