life is soooo bad for me

Friday, May 21, 2004

met a most bo liao person yesterday. i dunno if he was trying to be friendly or he was trying to irritate the hell out of me. it was 9.30 am and i was leaving my house, going to ALB for and appointment. took the same lift with this bo liao person. let me give u a description of this BO LIAO MAN.

Name: SI BEH BO LIAO
Height: short
Gender: Male
Age: 30 - 40
Wearing: a lok kok 3 for $10 t shirts and a even more lok kok 5 for $10 shorts

so this was what happened

BLM: wah, what kind of work u do?? so late then go to work ah.
me: polite but irritated smile
BLM: wah, your bosses very good hor.

at this point of time, the lift opened and i walked out.

wah lau, is it any of his business what time i go to work?? bloody hell. AT LEAST I GOT A JOB!! unlike him. damn bloody irritating sial. some pple just dunno when to keep their mouth shut. anyway, i've decided to use the following approach the nxt time somebody asks me such a que.

BLM: wah, what kind of work u do?? so late then go to work ah.
me: yah lor. im the BOSS mah. as long as my 300 employees get to work on time can liao

or

BLM: wah, what kind of work u do?? so late then go to work ah.
me: polite but irritated smile
BLM: wah, your bosses very good hor.
me: yah. but not as good as yours. can let u wear a lok kok 3 for $10 t shirts and a even more lok kok 5 for $10 shorts to work.

or the ultimate.

BLM: wah, what kind of work u do?? so late then go to work ah.
me (yawning): work?? no lah. i just finish work at my cust place (wink wink). im going home now. my working time starts at night. (wink wink wink). free come and find me lah (wink wink wink wink).

haha.

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lets backtrack a little to wed night.

any of you ever dined at billy bomers at bugis recently?? check out the waiters there. the waiters there are absolutely COCK FACES!!

COCK FACE = nerd looking + cock looking + kuku looking
i think u got the idea

well, i was there with matt and mark on wed night and the 2 waiters there looks absolutely COCK!! the the cock-er looking 1 is even wearing a bow tie smiley. how cock can 1 get??

so we were there and we wanted to place order. i guess mark was expecting one of the waitRESS to take our orders. but the COCK waiter came and when mark turned his face from the menu to the waiter, he was shocked to find a COCK face serving and not a char bor. so mark diao him. damn funny sial.

and aft that, our food took a damn long time to come. i think its because mark diao the waiter and the waiter buay song. so he purposely made us wait extra long for the food.

moral of the story: COCK looking pple can be scheming too.

but do check out the waiters. really very very COCK FACE.

haha

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talking abt cock looking pple.
i am reminded of SLOW & BLUR LOOKING pple. i have to face 1 everyday (except when im on leave, off work, during weekends and PHs).
and talking abt THAT slow looking person, i have SOOOOOO MUCH to COMPLAIN!!!

if i write them all here, i'll be writing a 50 pg long essay liao. so i shall be magmimous and dun talk bad abt her.

but i buay tahan. ok, here's 1 story. i shall jus relate 1.

ONE
i told her to use the internet to do some sourcing for me.
she came back to me in the evening and told me that she cannot use the net cause the PART TIMER was using her pc the whole day.
and i was like: WTF??!! you are a PERM STAFF. cant u tell the PART TIMER that u wanna use your OWN pc?? wah lau!!! i dun believe. STOP ACTING LIKE SOME ATTACHMENT STUDENT!! U HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 5 MTHS ALREADY. IS DAT NOT ENOUGH??!!??!

heres another 1
i told her to source for some adhesive that can stick plastic to metal. i gave her the name of the industrial glue.
she came back to me with a stack of notes on the different models of glue and said the supplier says that all can be used for sticking plastic to metal.

so i said: ok lor. then you read their specs and choose the most suitable.
SLOW & BLUR LOOKING PERSON: huh?? i read ah??
me: (^__^!!) ya lah. you read lah.

wah lau. you dun read, i read ah?? u expect me to spoon feed you everything? dun tell me you dun know how to read english. dun understand english??

heres yet another 1 (there are just soooo many)
i asked her to source for wheels for making duffle bags. i told her: design is not important. importance is that the wheels must meet 2 requirements:
1. must withstand load of 60kg.
2. must withstand rough environment usage.

1 day later.

i saw her searching for castor wheels!!! OMG!!
castor wheels = wheels used for industrial trolleys.

somebody kill me please.

when i asked her why are you looking at castor wheels? i want wheels for manufacturing bags!! not industrial trolleys!!
she said that the supplier told her they dun have anything that is close to the wheels of the existing bags we are using now that can meet our requirements.

i said: who says the wheels need to be close or similar?? just get the wheels and i will design the bag to suit your wheels.
SLOW & BLUR LOOKING PERSON: oh, u mean u want to make new bags ah?? so dun need to follow the existing bags ah??

somebody kill me again.

me: isnt this what i told u 1 day ago??
SLOW & BLUR LOOKING PERSON: oh, sorry i thought blah blah blah blah blah blah
me: vomitting my 5th pail of blood.

wah kau.
maybe its me. not her fault. SOMEBODY PLS KILL ME!!

haha

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my home pc is still not up yet. i cant logon to the internet and i need to download winzip in order to unzipp the files that mark saved for me. bloody shit man.

&#^&#^$*&*#@*@&!%&$^*&#*

its all the hokkien words. u wouldnt want to know. i am damn irritated with the damn pc right now.

haha

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and now my office internet connection is down. it has been down since this morning, which means:
1. no emails.
2. no msn
3. no blog
WHAT CAN BE WORSE??!!

bloody damn infoserve. the internet connection is always unstable. INFOSERVE SUCKS BIG TIME!! and when we call, them, they ALWAYS blame it on singtel, saying that the singtel line unstable. but when we call singtel, they put the blame back to infoserve. WTF??!! one min ok, the next min down. all chris's fault for using cheapo services. u pay peanuts, u get monkeys. bloody hell. how am i gonna survie 1 day in office without the above 3??

haha
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life is soooo bad for me recently. : (

haha : (

Clatzz reflected on 4:39 PM