no tittle blog

Friday, March 19, 2004

tittle inspiration from mr alvin. tittle originality from wu zhao pai seafood restraunt. haha. ok, enough of craps. but i got nothing else to write about liao. hmmm, let me see.

went gym yesterday. bought breakfast cereals home for dinner. had beef noodles at purvis street. the beef noodles was yummy but damn ex. a bowl of noodles cost a freaking $5. and the ingredient not alot oso. but the sauce and the chilli is simply delicious.

wont be meeting matt today. he has to do opening tml. but good thing is we can spend the weekend together. *wink wink*

damn hungry now. yt on leave today. i think i'll most prob lunch alone at the yucky canteen. hmmm, thinking what to eat later, which is a tough choice as the food at the canteen SUCKS BIG TIME!!

nothing else to write liao. basically y am i writing this is because i wanna take a break from work and yet wanna look bz at the same time. so the solution is to blog. haha. talk abt looking bz at work...
this is actually an art and i am refining my skills to perfection. i find that looking bz is very impt and u mus do it the right way. here are a few egs of ways to look busy and the right and wrong ways(something i see in my office. but NOT ME!!) muahahaha. here goes:

1. Reading a document
Right: look at the document seriously with a pen/pencil in your hand and look like you are making notes. so always make sure there are lots of files on your desk so that a file is always a hand away.
Wrong: staring blankly into the document with a blur face. even if you are really reading, pple will think otherwise.

2. walking around
Right: walk around with a file or doc in hand. and the trick is u mus walk fast pace. even if you are walking to the loo. mus walk fast and look urgent.
Wrong: walking aro und slowly, aimlessly. looks like you are taking a stroll in the park. even if you have a file in hand, pple will think: wah lau, this person walk oso walk so slow. efficiency mus b slow oso.

3. scanning your pc
Right: scanning pc means that the pc cant b used temporily. pretend to look bz or walk ard (see above).
Wrong: staring blankly into your pc and wait for the scan to complete. pple will think: this idiot dunno how to fully maximise his/her time.

4. typing
Right: u can type nonsence, blog or chat to make urself look bz. if chatting, be descreet. if blogging advisable to blog on words first den transfer. if typing nonsence, advisable to open a new mail and type the nonsence and send it to your FRIEND. NEVER GET THE ADDR WRONG.
Wrong: chat or blog and dun bother to hide your window and let the whole wode world knows that you are chatting.

cant think of anymore liao. but last but not least, i realise the most impt factor is to look alert and smart at all times. response to anybody who calls u immediately. DO NOT CARRY A BLUR FUCK LOOK ON YOUR FACE COS IF YOU DO, DEN NO MATTER HOW HARD U WORKED, PPL WILL STILL THINK U R A BLUR FUCK.

wahaha. thats y they always say: its impt to work hard. but more impt to work smart.

Clatzz reflected on 2:42 PM